Last year I traveled throughout Latin America and I started this blog. I wanted to write a story a week. I failed. So the three previous blog entries are from last years trip which wasn¨t more than a mere adolescent masturbation. However, that masturbation taught me a valuable life lesson: dont fall in love or you'll end up picking cranberries in Central Wisconsin then moving to Colorado to host hard-boiled egg eating contests.
What I'm trying to say, oh darling reader, is that I am sorry for leaving you outside in that cold dusty wind. What did you do without those posts that I never finished or even really started. You couldn't know happiness because I couldn't write it for you. Look into your cold, black hearts to forgive me. Come on. You can forgive me. You've done worse before.
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