This blog is dedicated to all my adoring fans...
It´s been eleven long days on the road and almost a month since the ski season ended. I have been divinely inspired to start a blog, a documentation, of my trip along the Americas. Last night as I lay in bed, after giving my girlfriend a tremondous and powerful orgasm, I heard a voice. Who was it? None other than the Angel Gabriel.
He said, ¨Zach, God needs you to document your travels. You probably don´t realize it yet, but you are the most important human to ever live besides Jesus. I know what you´re thinking and yes, as it turns out, you are more important than Barack Obama.¨
And, as abrupt as he came, he left. I stared at the ceiling. This was big news. I mean I had an idea before, but to have a supreme being tell you your actual importance in the scheme of life, was difficult to bear. I decided it was time to eat.
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